My name is Josh.
I'm thirty-five and a half.. you can't forget the half.. it makes such a big difference. Just kidding, I'm sixteen. and a half. I wasn't kidding about that part.
I have pepperoni nipples. Just a side note. They're really pointy too. Like Madonna's.
I'm really bad at spelling. I use spell check to make me sound/look smart. I mean.. what is this? Skool? Um, no bitch. Fuck that place. It's for weenies.
No, now seriously. I'm really nice, I'm here for anyone when they need to talk. I have my dick moments, like any other guy, especially when my sister likes to type for me. She makes a lot of it up. *cough, cough* I'm thirty-five.. psssssh, YEAH. OKAY ASHLEY.
Anyway, get to know me. Ask me questions.
I don't bite.. unless you're into that sorta thing ;D.